Thursday, June 28, 2007

Menace can never be less!!

The menace I can call her!! Uff!! With quite a difficulty I got up by convincing myself. With an optimistic attitude to recuperate from the tiniest suffering on this planet. Yes, the cold and cough and an added tincture of fever to it. Cough and cold sound too normal but truly take the energy out of you. I felt emaciated already. It had drained me exhaustively, I felt better today, thanks to all my friends who did their best to get me out of it and make me feel at home. Now, they had been telling me about my blabbering. I would talk about all non-sense in this world but precisely more of apples, snow and slides and my dad riding it and what not. I hardly remember anything. Yes, I remembered asking for my mom repeatedly. I was fooled to get feeded by making me listen to all kids stories. I was glorified the next day morning with the knowledge of my unusual feverish behaviour! My vocal chord had been exploited over the brim while working. So, I decided to speak less and get back my chirpiness :) But, it does not seem to working in my favor. I stayed away from coke, ice cream, basically all things not would not add to the pain of damaging my voice. I decided finally, I would get to work today. And had enough of this sickness taken a toll on me. With this in my mind, I got up and walked towards the kitchen. I cleaned the mess there, put the bread wrap back on it, filled the pepper shake with some black pepper and much more than these two petty things. I headed towards the sink. Yes, I saw a sink full of quiet and sulky vessels getting eager to get themselves a shower, with some detergent may be! I was ready wiith my gloves and turned on the hot and cold water to get the vessels wet before their shower. Well, all dirty minds, mind your mind here.......there is absolute no impure thoughts prevailing my mind....So, I took the scrub and started with this vigorous action of cleaning. I heard a voice, is there anything to drink? It was clear enough but before I could even reply, the question is answered and the coke zero bottle is taken out from the fridge. Well, no one prefers coke zero besides me here, so I knew that there shouldn't even be a thought striking my mind about this. With my honesty towards silence, I kept working. But naah!! I was wrong!! I heard the bottle being brought out of the freezing temperature. I had not enjoyed this in a while due to cold and cough and.........fizzzzz......There is a squeaky noise which perpetuated my ear drum mixed with the water sound. I could differentiate the shrill so well! The most unpredictable thing. I saw coke all over the kitchen reaching its way to heights!! Sky wasn't the limit but thank God here, the kitchen had a ceiling. So, it dripped and fizzed, with a thrist within itself, it splased all over, up and down and then hit the ceiling. I heard some one laughing big time, and I started laughing too. I had asked this coke zero opener to study and prepare for approaching exams. It was being avoided in all its totality and why not? This had to happen. Now, I know why she would not study. Ice had formed inside the bottle. I was asked to turn on the hot water and I followed instructions. The bottle was quite humble and polite for a few seconds but then it had to show its true nature! It screamed and shouted again and oozed itself out to the corner ceiling of the kitchen above the sink and the surrounding walls, mention less the window glass! Well, I got a little impatient now and said I am not going to clean this mess anymore. I am tired of doing this. Cleaning and cleaning. So, there is water and coke on the floor. A chair was brought and a 4.7-5 feet creature climbed this chair, with a cloth in one hand and attempted to wipe the stains. I get scared as there were more than less chances of skidding from the chair. The norm is I hardly get heard, so I spoke less. I silently holded the chair and was careful enough for the creature not to hurt itself. It was all done and I got back to my dishes. I cleaned them all. Removed my gloves and cleaned the remaining parts of the kitchen left with tiny coke zero particles. Splash of coke zero all over. I went to the other parts of the house to clean the other mess but I guess I was already satiated with the day's event of actions. Can't find better adjectives. Iwent to the room, found the table messy with all the study articles and unrelated stuff lying there since a week. I asked a question and got a reply that the creature knew that I would clean it myself, so she did not bother to do it!! Now, I give the responsibility of cleaning the table to the creature itself. I would love to do it but not when I am sick. So, this little creature was named "junior" the youngest of all and the most pampered at 143!! A sweetheart she is, who gets crazy and talks non-stop. She does not know that I am writing this post for this series of hilarious or crazy actions. Can award her the man of the match today!! So, all I am gonna do now is quietly post this on my blog and ask her to read it later during the day!! I want to do it now, but later is better. But the whole scenario was worth an experience. An unforgettable one. Hilarious and annoying simultaneously with added inclusion of cleaning part!! We had to believe the Murphy's laws. It will happen sooner or later, if it has to!! It happened here already....uffff!!!